Jokes SMS-2

*  He took me from a bar
    He took me in his car
    He took my top off
    He puts his lips on mine
    But don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!


*  Teacher : Tomorrow there be a lecture on sun.
                    Everyone must be attend it.
    Raju : No mam ! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher : why?
    Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far !!


*  Girl: It's too tight
    Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly
    Girl: Push it in
    Boy: Ah..I can't
    Girl:It's painful
    Boy: Forget it.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    We'll buy new WEDDING RING!




*  Fill in the blank.....I'm ur....Friend-
    1) -Cute
    2) -Sweet
    3) -Loving
    4) -Boy/Girl
    5) -Best of all
    Reply is a must...


*  Wives are incoming calls
    Lovers are outgoing calls
    Aunties are Toll-free calls
    Call girl are Roaming calls
    Neighbor girl are Missed calls.

Islamic SMS

*  Significances of the prayers.
    Fajar - Increases the Complexion or noor
    Zohar - Increases Income
    Asar - Improve Health
    Maghrib - Good future 4 u r children
    Esha - Peaceful Sleep.

*  The beautiful word is ALLAH,
    Most beautiful song is AZAN,
    Best exercise is NAMAZ,
    Word perfect book is QURAN,
    And you are so lucky if YOU are a MUSLMAN

*  Meaning of ISLAM :
    I :- I (Myself)
    S:- Surrender
    L:- Law(s)
    A:- Allah
    M:-Mohammad(S)
    Sentence:I surrender to the Law(s) of Allah Mohammad(S)


*  Life is test,Islam is Best,
    Namaz is must,Aakrut is for rest,
    Word is only dust,if Quran is in chest,
    Nothing need next,Obey ALLAH first.
    1st success will b next.


*  Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH
    Difficult Moments-PRAISE ALLAH
    Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH
    Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH
    Moment By Moment-THANK ALLAH


*  7 Rules to b Happy
    (!) Never hate
    (!) Don't worry
    (!) Live Simple
    (!) Expect a little
    (!) Give a lot
    (!) Always smile
    (!) And keep in touch with ALLAH

Love SMS-2

*  Every hour i think of you,
    Every minute i think of you,
    Every second i think of you,
    I live for you and i die for you.


*  Sweet as sugar
    Twinkling like the star
    Cute like the baby
    That's what you are
    Bundles of happiness and fun
    You are everything I LOVE rolled into one

*  Love is like a star 
    Love is like a dream
    Love is Life,
    And Life is love,
    Ever since i saw you


*  An advice: Don't worry
    A request: Take care
    A wish: Please remember me
    A greeting: Very Good Morning
    A fact: I am missing you!


*  True love is difficult to find
    It's in the heart and not in the mind.
    The love in my heart is true
    Since it came the day I saw you!


*  You may be out of my sight,
    But not out of my heart.
    U may be out of my reach,
    But not out of my mind.
    I may mean nothing to you,
    But you'll always be special to me.

Valentines Day SMS

*  Do you Know that beside valentine day,
    The whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for 
     various purpose have a look at the list below:
     7 Feb Rose Day
     8 Feb Propose Day
     9 Feb Chocolate Day
     10 Feb Teddy Day
     11 Feb Promise Day
     12 Feb Kiss Day
     13 Feb Hug Day
     14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
     15 Feb Slap Day
     16 Feb Kick Day
     17 Feb Perfume Day
     18 Feb Flirting Day
     19 Feb confession Day
     20 Feb Missing Day
     21 Feb Break Up Day

*  5 greatest words: i dun wana los u.
    4 pleasant words: i care for u.
    3 sweet word: i lv u
    2 wonderful words: miss u.
    1 most important word: U !
    "HAPPY VALENTINE DAY"


*  Memories r treasured no 1 can steal
    Parting is heartche no 1 can heal
    Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u
    No matter how long..
    "HAPPY VALENTINE DAY"

*  Valentines Day is a Day of Love
    No 1 gives me more luv than u
    U brighten up my each day
    U deserve my undying luv.
    Will u be my valentine??


*  Love so steady, love so fine,
    Be my valentine and I'll be thine
    If we love each other, rain or shine
    We'll be rocking hand in hand
    At a hundred and ninety-nine.

New Year SMS

* Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
   Let all ur Dreams be clear,
   Never put Tear, Please Hear
   I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
   Wishing u a very Happy
   " NEW YEAR "


*  Nights are dark but Days are Light
    Wish ur Life will always be bright
    So my Dear don't get Fear
    Bcoz, God Gift us a
    " Brand New Tear"
    " HAPPY NEW YEAR "


*  Will all the Rose's Perfume
    Will all the Rose's Perfume &
    With all the lights in the world &
    Wish u that ur all children's Smiles
    I wish u that ur all dreams comes true
    " HAPPY NEW YEAR "


*  The Old Year has gone.
    Let the dead past bury its own dead.
    The New Year has taken
    Possession of the clock of time
    All hail the duties and
    Possibilities of the coming
   Twelve months!


*  My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,
    Love for FEB,
    Peace for March,
    No worries for APRIL,
    Fun for MAY,
    Joy for JUNE to Nov,
    Happiness for DEC,
    Have a lucky and Wonderful 2011

Wish you SMS

*  Never say u r happy when u sad
    Never say u r fine when u r not ok
    Never say u feel well when u feel bad
    Never say u r alone when i m still alive
    Good luck and best wishes for ever.


*  Thank you for the yesterdays
    The dreams you made come true
    Thank you for the special touch
    You put in all that you do
    Thank you for the promise of love
    My whole life through


*  Fresh air, Fresh idea
    Fresh talent, Fresh energy
    Special Sunday
    Marvelous Monday
    Tasty Tuesday
    Wonderful Wednesday
    Thankful Thursday
    Friendly Friday
    Successful Saturday
    Have a Great week Ahead


*  Wishing you a day, soft as silk
    White as milk
    Sweet as honey and full of money
    May all your dreams come true
    ADVANCE HAPPY ....... 


*  Every sunset gives us one day less to live
    But every sunrise give us one day more to hope
    So, hope for the best
    Good Day and Good Luck

Kiss SMS

* U r sweeter than honey.purer than milk.
   Softer than flower.since i have u as my lover,
   Come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear.
   U'll say, having u is treasure & be wit for ever.


*  A hug for you means i need you.
    A kiss for you means i love you,.
    A call for you means i'm missing you


*  Talk 2 me when i'm dored,
    Kiss me when i'm sad,
    Hug me when i cry,
    Care 4 me when i die,
    Love me when i'm still alive


*  Your smile is a biggest asset to me,
    And I want my asset to increase every day,
    So keep smiling and keep increasing my every day.


*  My eyes are eager to see you,
    My ears are eager to listen you,
    My lips are eager to kiss you,
    And my dreams in night to welcome you

Romantic SMS

*  Believe me, you are the one
    Whom my heart finds,
    Whom my mind reminds me of,
    Whom my destiny wants,
    Whom I LOVE the most.


*  My heart says that you like me,
    My eyes says that you feel something for me,
    My mind says that you think of me,
    But till now you are quiet.




*  1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
    1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
    1st time i kiss u i was scared 2 love u.
    But now that i love u i'm scared 2 lose u.


*  Look at sun and you see time.
    Look in heart and you see love.
    Look in eyes and you see life.
    Look  at your mobile and
    You see who's thinking and
    It's me....!


*  I'm with you reading this,
    Looking at your eyes and ur lips,
    Touching ur lips softly with my fingertips.
    Making love to you in every kiss.


*  I have a heart and that is true,
    But now it has gone from me to you,
    So care for it just like i do,
    Cause i have no heart and you have two.


*  I love my eyes when u look into them,
    I love my name when u say it,
    I love my heart when u love it,
    I love my life when u are in it.


*  Give laugh to all but smile to one,
    Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
    Give love to all but heart  to one,
    Let everybody love you
    But you love one.

Love Quotes SMS

*  Simple Truth of present:
    if u don't want to know whats pain,
    Don't love anyone truly
    if someone loves you truly,
    Never show them whats pain.


*  The difference between
    "Like"
    "Love"
     N
    "In love"
    Are the same difference
    between
    "For now"
    "For a while"
     N
    " Forever"


*  Love is a war.
   This war will end
   When life will end.



*  If u fall in river there is boat
    If u fall in well there is rope,
    But if u fall in love there is no hope.


*  Relationships r like a book 
    It takes a few seconds to burn
    But
    It takes years to write
    So write it care fully
    &
    Never let it burn.


*  Shakespare says:
    there are 2 things in life that r very painful
    One is 
    When ur love loves u & doesn't tell u,
    Second 
    When ur love doesn't love u & tell u.


*  There is no fear in love
    If the love is real and painful
    it overshadows all fears & concern
    Love is not what you can receive
    it's all about what you can give.

Jokes SMS

*  Exams r like girlfriend
    -Too many questions
    -Difficult to understand
    -More explanation is needed
    -Result is plan But also believe.


*  Hundred Words does not give pain the
    Professor takes class,
    But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes,
    More tears in heart!!


*  One
    Special
    Surprise For u
    Close Your eyes
    10
     9
     8
     7
     6
     5
     4
     3
     2
     1
     U cheat!!
     U didn't close ur eyes,
     So no surprise!!
     Only GOOD MORNING.




*  Any time


    Any problem
   
    Any help


    Just
   
    One CALL
 
    I will






   "Escape"
  
   "GOOD NIGHT"


*  My heart is sea
    Friends are fishes.
    U r one of my golden fish
    I will keep u safe in my fish
    I will try to escape from my heart
    I will fry u. BE Careful!!


*  He+She=Love
    H+S+L=Marriage
    H+S+L+M=Child
    H+S+L+M+C=Family
    H+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
    So east or west bachelor life is best
    So Enjoy your life.....


*  No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
    Or 350cc Royal Enfields,
    It is used only to follow a 80cc Scotty Pep!!


*  New way Writing answer in Exams.
    if u don't know d ans den put lines like dis
    / / / / / /


    And write below..
   
    "Scratch here 4 Answers"


*  Heart of  boy r like a temple!
    Holy, truthful and pure..
    Thats why when boys say " I love You"
    Girls Remove their slippers..

Miss you SMS

*  I MISS YOU
    I- Its just been days since you left
    M- Months and ages it feels
    S- Smiles and laughs that we shared
    S-Solitude is not what i wanted
    Y- Your presence,irreplaceable
    O-Of all the words i can say
    U-Understand these the most,that i miss you


*  THE
    PAIN
    OF
    MISSING
    SOMEONE
    IS
    TURN
    TO
    PLEASURE
    IF
    WE
    KNEW
    THEY
    ARE
    ALSO
    MISSING
    YOU
    TO


*  Me without you!!
    It's like
    FACEBOOK without Friends,
    YOUTUBE without Video
    MOVIE without Music
    And
    GOOGLE with no Results


*  Husband throwing knives on wifes picture
    All were missing the target!
    Suddenly he received call from her
   "Hi what  r u doing?"
    His honest reply,"MISSING YOU"


*  Life is everything
    When the person u love misses u in your absence
    But life is nothing when
    they miss to understand your importance in ur presence


*  You can miss someone who Died
    OR
    Someone who moved away,
    But
    The worst thing is,
    Having to miss someone you see
    Everyday


*  The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones
    The pain is really when u live without them
    & 
    With their presence in your mind.


*  Miss me Or Hate me
    Both r in my favor
    if u miss me 
    I'll always b in ur heart,
    If u hate me
    I'll always b in ur mind

*  In the flower, my Rose is u.
    In the Diamond,my kohinoor is u.
    In the sky, my Moon is u.
    In Only Body,my Heart is U
    That's y i always MISS YOU !!


*  U may miss me 
    U may ignore me
    U may even forget me
    But one day if u wanna c me
    Don't search just see your shadow
    I will be there trust me!!