Politics SMS

*  Honesty in polities is much like oxygen.
    The Higher up you go,
    The scarcer it becomes.


*  Politicians are the same all over.
    They promise to build a bridge
    Even where there's no river.


*   Government is like a baby.
     An alimentary canal with
     A big appetite at one end and no
     Sense of responsibility at the other.


*  Good leadars are like basbol umpres,
    They go practically unnoticed
    When doing their job r8t.


*   Some men change their party
     For the sake of their principles;
     Others their principles
     For the sake of their party.