Jokes SMS-2

*  He took me from a bar
    He took me in his car
    He took my top off
    He puts his lips on mine
    But don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!


*  Teacher : Tomorrow there be a lecture on sun.
                    Everyone must be attend it.
    Raju : No mam ! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher : why?
    Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far !!


*  Girl: It's too tight
    Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly
    Girl: Push it in
    Boy: Ah..I can't
    Girl:It's painful
    Boy: Forget it.
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    .
    .
    We'll buy new WEDDING RING!




*  Fill in the blank.....I'm ur....Friend-
    1) -Cute
    2) -Sweet
    3) -Loving
    4) -Boy/Girl
    5) -Best of all
    Reply is a must...


*  Wives are incoming calls
    Lovers are outgoing calls
    Aunties are Toll-free calls
    Call girl are Roaming calls
    Neighbor girl are Missed calls.

Islamic SMS

*  Significances of the prayers.
    Fajar - Increases the Complexion or noor
    Zohar - Increases Income
    Asar - Improve Health
    Maghrib - Good future 4 u r children
    Esha - Peaceful Sleep.

*  The beautiful word is ALLAH,
    Most beautiful song is AZAN,
    Best exercise is NAMAZ,
    Word perfect book is QURAN,
    And you are so lucky if YOU are a MUSLMAN

*  Meaning of ISLAM :
    I :- I (Myself)
    S:- Surrender
    L:- Law(s)
    A:- Allah
    M:-Mohammad(S)
    Sentence:I surrender to the Law(s) of Allah Mohammad(S)


*  Life is test,Islam is Best,
    Namaz is must,Aakrut is for rest,
    Word is only dust,if Quran is in chest,
    Nothing need next,Obey ALLAH first.
    1st success will b next.


*  Happy Moments-PRAISE ALLAH
    Difficult Moments-PRAISE ALLAH
    Quiet Moments-WORSHIP ALLAH
    Painful Moments-TRUST ALLAH
    Moment By Moment-THANK ALLAH


*  7 Rules to b Happy
    (!) Never hate
    (!) Don't worry
    (!) Live Simple
    (!) Expect a little
    (!) Give a lot
    (!) Always smile
    (!) And keep in touch with ALLAH

Love SMS-2

*  Every hour i think of you,
    Every minute i think of you,
    Every second i think of you,
    I live for you and i die for you.


*  Sweet as sugar
    Twinkling like the star
    Cute like the baby
    That's what you are
    Bundles of happiness and fun
    You are everything I LOVE rolled into one

*  Love is like a star 
    Love is like a dream
    Love is Life,
    And Life is love,
    Ever since i saw you


*  An advice: Don't worry
    A request: Take care
    A wish: Please remember me
    A greeting: Very Good Morning
    A fact: I am missing you!


*  True love is difficult to find
    It's in the heart and not in the mind.
    The love in my heart is true
    Since it came the day I saw you!


*  You may be out of my sight,
    But not out of my heart.
    U may be out of my reach,
    But not out of my mind.
    I may mean nothing to you,
    But you'll always be special to me.