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Bangla Funny SMS-02

* Luv sms korlm send pri-ar numberry,
Msg porlu giye may-er baba-ar hate.
Kopal kharap hole bujhi koto kichu-i hoi,
Priyar baba mobile a dakhi sudu voy.
    Ak sms ae lega galo jilpir pach,
    Taito akhon korina ar mobile sms.

* Eta ekta jadu.
    Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo,
    Tumi aishwaria rai ke dekte pabe.
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    Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay??

* Network niya raja rani boro payrasan,
    Paira diya suro chithi aadan prodan.
    Chithi charai paira ekdin rajar kache galo,
    Tina dakha raja saheb khube raga galo.
    Bari fira raja ata holo ki?
    Rani bola ata miss call tao bujoni!!

* Wife: akta kotha bolbo marbe nato?
    Hus: kija bolo na 2me?
    Wife:ame pragnent.
    Hus:ata to kusir khobor!
    Wife:biar aga baba ka bolachilam babato marechilo,tai!

* Tur jonna aanta pari akas tara,
    Tui bolla bachta apri oxyzen chara.
    prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi shoka,
    Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mitta bola jai!!

* Jol pore- pata nore,
    Moha GOBET SMS pore.
    Ore BEKUB rego-na,
Mobile chure felo-na.
Ei SMS porde joto,
    Buddhi hobe gorur moto.

New Year SMS in English

* May ALLAH make ur year a happy One
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening u to bear it,as it comes.
Not by making ur path easy,
But by making u sturdy to travel any path.
Not by taking hardships from u,
But by taking fear from ur heart.
Not by granting u unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping ur face bright, even in the shadows.

* We will Open the Book.
Its pages r Blank.
We r going to put words on them ourselves
The book is called opportunity and
Its 1st chapter is NEW YEAR!

* A Happy New Year!
Grant that I may bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a HAPPY NEW YEAR.

* Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright cheer,
Bring to u joy and
Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear
Wish u a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!

* When U'r lonely,I wish u love!
When u'r down, I wish u Joy!
When u'r troubled, I wish u peace!
When things seem empty, I wish u Hope!
Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Eid SMS-2

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* May the angles protect you
    May the goodness surround you
    May the sadness forget you
    And may ALLAH bless you
    "Eid Mubarak"

* Lonesome without u,
    Each n every moments,
    When i am alone
    I Close my eyes n think of u
    N thoughts of ur love warms
    Inside me n makes me smile
    Miss You a lot.
    Eid Mubarak

* I wish for u.
     The wish i wish 4 few
     The wish i wish 4 u that
     Ur all wishes comes true
   So keep on wishing
     As me all wishes r with u.
     ~~~EID MUBARAK~~~